Junk food in MS Paint
I know what you are thinking: saturated fats, preservatives, cholesterol. The most popular press feeds us a fairytale about why fast food is evil. Yet the fact, little grasshopper, is the fact that Fast Food isn't some anonymous blob of matter that will clog your arteries when you sleep. It's actually a cold, calculating, advanced life form that has worldwide sleeper cells and it is plotting to eliminate the very foundations of our civilization these days. Quite simply, that cheeseburger you ate last Sunday will kill you, so it is recommended to start arming yourself and getting organized for that apocalypse.
Once again, in which the mainstream press has failed to provide the story, courageous MS Paint artists have acquired the slack. Feast your eyes about this tantalizing depiction from the invasion in the future. Using advanced MS Paint technology, this artist has clearly demonstrated that it's just dependent on time before Fast Food stalks the streets in pursuit of unsuspecting humans.
The revolution won't be televised
Cheeseburgers as we know options are inert objects at best, or docile little delicacies at worst. Truth is though, you ain't seen nothin yet. At this time many of them are simply in hibernation. Within their genuine form, Fast Foods are in fact a force to become reckoned with. Just try to resist the brute force of the Rampaging McBeefalo. Come on, I dare you. Better yet, try to survive the evil unhealthy grease of death that seeps from his sesame seed pores.
Dissapointment: ain't it a bitch?
Nor are you able to endure the psychological salvo from this perilously evil double cheeseburger. Just think about it: each time you order Fast Food, your disappointment within the greasy, soggy, stale food you receive (versus the intense, happy, inviting picture the thing is on the menu board) builds upon your hate. Like Luke Skywalker in "Return from the Jedi," your hatred breeds fear and unhealthy, pessimistic fatalism. You begin to think that resistance is futile, and also you succumb towards the will from the breakfast sandwich.
You skill to win the war
Junk food feeds off our collective ignorance. It pays its dirty McDollars towards the mass media organizations to help keep this story under wraps. So what better method to stop this insidious force rather than raise awareness? And believe to boost awareness than to use MS Paint to artistically render your most hated Junk food specimen?
